【７巻ネタバレ】死の秘宝 | 中川 (Nakagawa Besu) [pixiv]
Harry Potter as an anime.
CAST: Top to bottom, left to right
Voldemort, Bellatrix, Draco, Narcissa, Lucius, Regulus (probably), Kreacher, Nagini, Arthur (green jacket), Molly, Charlie (blue shirt), Bill (long hair), Percy (glasses), Ginny, Fleur, Fred, George, McGonagall, Tonks (pink/purple hair), Madam Pomfrey (Professor Sprout, some other female teacher? ), Dobby, Hagrid, Ollivander (Aberforth? some other old guy?), Neville, Luna, Snape, Remus, Sirius, Lily, James, Hermione, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore.
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.
First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.
“A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.”
This was a good start.
We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.
“Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—”
“Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.”
“You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?”
He frowned. “Who doesn’t?”
“Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?”
He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?”
We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.”
He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.”
“But I’m not.”
“Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—”
“Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?”
He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.”
We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?”
“Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.”
“We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.”
“You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.
“They’re your children too!" I screamed back.
He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!”
“Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—”
“I want a divorce!”
And he walked out of the classroom.
The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.”
I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.
holy shit that’s glorious
Why dieting doesn’t work.
I think this is actually pretty well explained, I learned so much about why it is so hard to lose weight during my medicine studies and she actually puts it out there in words that are understandable for everyone :) it’s worth a look because what she is saying is based on actual research!
This is the most important video I have ever seen on tumblr. It’s explains it so well.
-ElizabethSrs. I think I’m in love with this Peter Pan guy
I NEED TO MEET HIM
PETER PAN FOR PRESIDENT
PETER PAN FOR PRESIDENT
Hello everybody! Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself!
Officer Go Fuck Yourself is currently one of the officers in Ferguson tasked to restore the peace to the community! This gentleman here is getting his 5 minutes of fame due to his actions on duty! At a peaceful protest in Ferguson, this Officer drew his Loaded M4 (Riffle) and pointed it at Unarmed Journalist at the scene as he kindly Yelled at them “I’m Going To Fucking Kill You!”… When asked for his name by the journalist he responded with “Go Fuck Yourself! ” Odd name huh?!! And I hope that is actually his name because if it isn’t then That is a Crime! More specifically A Misdemeanor (Class C I believe!)… I Would Hate for this Officer Of The Law to be Charged and Fined! As Officers are required to give their Names and Badge # if Requested!…. This is BS! Officers are breaking more Laws and Constitutional Rights of people than the people are actually doing! They’re Elected by the public to Protect the Peace of the community, not to fuck it up even more! 😔 #Ferguson #OfficerGoFuckYourself #ThisIsTooMuch… and sorry if I seem like a b%tch, but I don’t support this type of shit from the police!